SMP CLASSIC: But Only After He Soiled Himself

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Honestly, when it comes to gardening, I've always found the best advice to be: Dew or dew not; there is no tree. - Matty Malaprop

Slow and Steady Spares the Shocks

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I mean, that IS the moral of "The Tortoise and the Hare," right? Right? - Matty Malaprop

You're Such a Wilting Flower!

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GET IT BECAUSE YOU CAN ALSO GROW FLOWERS IN A GARDEN IN ADDITION TO FRUIT BUT IF YOU'RE AFRAID YOU WON'T WATER THEM AND THEN THEY WILL WILT AND THUS BECOME WILTING FLOWERS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL #I'mTheWorst - Matty Malaprop

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