"You merely adopted obesity! I was born in it, molded by it. I did not see a treadmill until I was already a man!" - Matty Malaprop
Owlie's been known to rock beets so hard he turns them into straight-up jams. Good on ya, Owlie. - Matty Malaprop
Damn shame. I'm far more fond of half-and-half in my morning cup of joe. - Matty Malaprop
You really ought to put him on a stricter diet. You wouldn't want him developing heart pulpitations, after all!
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