The Camp Counselor is the BANE of Bruce's Existence

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"You merely adopted obesity! I was born in it, molded by it. I did not see a treadmill until I was already a man!" - Matty Malaprop

I AM THE ONE PERCENT.

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Damn shame. I'm far more fond of half-and-half in my morning cup of joe. - Matty Malaprop

His Weight Might Prove Tabby a Problem if You Aren't Careful...

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You really ought to put him on a stricter diet. You wouldn't want him developing heart pulpitations, after all!

Better a Fat Beet Than a Sick One!

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Owlie's been known to rock beets so hard he turns them into straight-up jams. Good on ya, Owlie. - Matty Malaprop

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