I Was Half-Expecting Him to Drive a Porsche

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I Was Half-Expecting Him to Drive a Porsche
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But I guess maybe his Hollywooden rickshaw is more fuel efficient? - Matty Malaprop

One Direction Fans...

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One Direction Fans...
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I'm sure they serve some practical purpose somehow, but one-direction fans just aren't my Styles. - Matty Malaprop

Next Time a Hater Calls You Out, Just Breeze On By

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Next Time a Hater Calls You Out, Just Breeze On By
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Punmaster tpk1998 says: "I hope this FANtastic comic blows you away."

I don't wanna put on airs here, but I'm pretty cold to this particular pun. - Matty Malaprop