false expectations

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What, you wer expecting some sort of witty conversation? ON FACEBOOK? HOW NAIVE ARE YOU? - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

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There's no worse way to have the almond joy taken out of your sex life. - Matty Malaprop

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Guess that's why everyone at the station always called him the little engine that could throw a mean punch. - Matty Malaprop

Get loopy at Señor Gif!

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Because you can't make good pancakes without breaking a few Neweggs. - Matty Malaprop

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What, you were expecting a photo of a sick sound system? I ain't got that kind of money! - Matty Malaprop

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I keep trying to come up with a pun related to doubloons, but I'm kind of drawing a blank. HALP PLS COMMENTERS? - Matty Malaprop