Everything Went Better Than Expected!

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And here I thought this was going to turn into yet another Taken spoof. So glad that's not the case! - Matty Malaprop

Well That is Just FILTHY.

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No, seriously, they really oughta bathe that poor donkey! It can't be comfortable with all that mud on its hooves. - Matty Malaprop

Facebook Gold!

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What, you wer expecting some sort of witty conversation? ON FACEBOOK? HOW NAIVE ARE YOU? - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

Man Gets Hit By Train

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Guess that's why everyone at the station always called him the little engine that could throw a mean punch. - Matty Malaprop

Get loopy at Señor Gif!

Just Looking at This Image Hurts Most Men

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There's no worse way to have the almond joy taken out of your sex life. - Matty Malaprop

A Modern-Age Battering Ram

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Because you can't make good pancakes without breaking a few Neweggs. - Matty Malaprop

Just Installed Two 12-Inch Subs in My Car

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What, you were expecting a photo of a sick sound system? I ain't got that kind of money! - Matty Malaprop

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