Because you can't make good pancakes without breaking a few Neweggs. - Matty Malaprop

I keep trying to come up with a pun related to doubloons, but I'm kind of drawing a blank. HALP PLS COMMENTERS? - Matty Malaprop

No, seriously, they really oughta bathe that poor donkey! It can't be comfortable with all that mud on its hooves. - Matty Malaprop

There's no worse way to have the almond joy taken out of your sex life. - Matty Malaprop

And here I thought this was going to turn into yet another Taken spoof. So glad that's not the case! - Matty Malaprop

Guess that's why everyone at the station always called him the little engine that could throw a mean punch. - Matty Malaprop

Get loopy at Señor Gif!

What, you wer expecting some sort of witty conversation? ON FACEBOOK? HOW NAIVE ARE YOU? - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!