I don't know why Captain Falcon felt the need to wipe the peregrine off this poor bird's face, but I guess its moment of defeat is still preferable to when doves cry? - Matty Malaprop
You know, that band with that awesome drummer in it... what was his name? ?uestdove? - Matty Malaprop
Get off the falcon stage, you hack! The only thing you're preying on is our brain cells! - Matty Malaprop
Civility is for the birds! - Matty Malaprop
Something tells me Falcon Kick is probably ineffectual when you can't see your legs... - Matty Malaprop
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