Because Falcon Kick Propels You Downward

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I don't know why Captain Falcon felt the need to wipe the peregrine off this poor bird's face, but I guess its moment of defeat is still preferable to when doves cry? - Matty Malaprop

With His House Band the Roost!

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You know, that band with that awesome drummer in it... what was his name? ?uestdove? - Matty Malaprop

I Bet He Spiked It

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Try the Regurgitated Jay, Etc.

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Get off the falcon stage, you hack! The only thing you're preying on is our brain cells! - Matty Malaprop

One Heck of a Punch

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You Gotta Be Falcon Kidding Me!

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Civility is for the birds! - Matty Malaprop

He's Put on a Few Pounds Since Brawl...

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Something tells me Falcon Kick is probably ineffectual when you can't see your legs... - Matty Malaprop