Because Falcon Kick Propels You Downward

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I don't know why Captain Falcon felt the need to wipe the peregrine off this poor bird's face, but I guess its moment of defeat is still preferable to when doves cry? - Matty Malaprop

Try the Regurgitated Jay, Etc.

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Get off the falcon stage, you hack! The only thing you're preying on is our brain cells! - Matty Malaprop

With His House Band the Roost!

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You know, that band with that awesome drummer in it... what was his name? ?uestdove? - Matty Malaprop

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