Such Sage Advice!

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This is eggsactly the thing I needed to brighten my otherwise dreary day! - Matty Malaprop

Who Dropped It?

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It's Epic.

Beware of the bulls

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And Here You Thought They Were Just Mispronouncing Something...

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One time in French class in high school, a peer of mine told the class she almost shat herself the last time she got scared by a movie. Our teacher was shocked to hear one of her pupil's swearing, until said classmate convinced her that she had meant to say "chat" (French for cat) instead.

This story has very little to do with this video. But I decided to tell it anyway, so you're welcome! - Matty Malaprop

F'in A

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It's an expletive within an expletive! - Matty Malaprop

One Grain Direction Under Good

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Because clearly the highest quality paper in the world has a grain that points Heavenward at all times. - Matty Malaprop

Hole-y Sheet!

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Sheet happens, you know? - Matty Malaprop