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They Sure Do. ;)
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Don't let them tell you otherwise; every ditch in the world just lives to suck... shocks. Yeah, that's the word I was looking for. - Matty Malaprop

Via: Married to the Sea
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This is eggsactly the thing I needed to brighten my otherwise dreary day! - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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What horrible predicament has fate let Lusitania upon the world this time? - Matty Malaprop

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By fraxyl
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I mean, fir real, man? That's the way you talk to the ladies in your life? Willow be damned... - Matty Malaprop

Via: Pleated Jeans
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Get off the falcon stage, you hack! The only thing you're preying on is our brain cells! - Matty Malaprop