Try the Regurgitated Jay, Etc.

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Try the Regurgitated Jay, Etc.
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Get off the falcon stage, you hack! The only thing you're preying on is our brain cells! - Matty Malaprop

Sometimes in Titanic Proportions

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Sometimes in Titanic Proportions
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What horrible predicament has fate let Lusitania upon the world this time? - Matty Malaprop

Such Sage Advice!

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Such Sage Advice!
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This is eggsactly the thing I needed to brighten my otherwise dreary day! - Matty Malaprop

One Grain Direction Under Good

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One Grain Direction Under Good
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Because clearly the highest quality paper in the world has a grain that points Heavenward at all times. - Matty Malaprop