I Think They Just Like Getting Plowed

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Don't let them tell you otherwise; every ditch in the world just lives to suck... shocks. Yeah, that's the word I was looking for. - Matty Malaprop

One Grain Direction Under Good

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Because clearly the highest quality paper in the world has a grain that points Heavenward at all times. - Matty Malaprop

Try the Regurgitated Jay, Etc.

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Get off the falcon stage, you hack! The only thing you're preying on is our brain cells! - Matty Malaprop

What the Pluck?

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I don't want to string you along with the details, so I'll just say it's another way to play your violin. - Matty Malaprop

Sometimes in Titanic Proportions

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What horrible predicament has fate let Lusitania upon the world this time? - Matty Malaprop