What the Pluck?

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What the Pluck?
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I don't want to string you along with the details, so I'll just say it's another way to play your violin. - Matty Malaprop

I Think They Just Like Getting Plowed

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I Think They Just Like Getting Plowed
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Don't let them tell you otherwise; every ditch in the world just lives to suck... shocks. Yeah, that's the word I was looking for. - Matty Malaprop

F'in A

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F'in A
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It's an expletive within an expletive! - Matty Malaprop

Try the Regurgitated Jay, Etc.

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Try the Regurgitated Jay, Etc.
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Get off the falcon stage, you hack! The only thing you're preying on is our brain cells! - Matty Malaprop

And Here You Thought They Were Just Mispronouncing Something...

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One time in French class in high school, a peer of mine told the class she almost shat herself the last time she got scared by a movie. Our teacher was shocked to hear one of her pupil's swearing, until said classmate convinced her that she had meant to say "chat" (French for cat) instead.

This story has very little to do with this video. But I decided to tell it anyway, so you're welcome! - Matty Malaprop