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One time in French class in high school, a peer of mine told the class she almost shat herself the last time she got scared by a movie. Our teacher was shocked to hear one of her pupil's swearing, until said classmate convinced her that she had meant to say "chat" (French for cat) instead.

This story has very little to do with this video. But I decided to tell it anyway, so you're welcome! - Matty Malaprop

adage,expletive,letter swap,π,ship,similar sounding,t
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What horrible predicament has fate let Lusitania upon the world this time? - Matty Malaprop

comedy,corny,expletive,falcon,Hall of Fame,joke,similar sounding,stand up
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Get off the falcon stage, you hack! The only thing you're preying on is our brain cells! - Matty Malaprop

birch,birches,expletive,similar sounding,sup,tree,trees
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I mean, fir real, man? That's the way you talk to the ladies in your life? Willow be damned... - Matty Malaprop

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