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pizzicato pluck expletive similar sounding related - 6666520064
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I don't want to string you along with the details, so I'll just say it's another way to play your violin. - Matty Malaprop

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One time in French class in high school, a peer of mine told the class she almost shat herself the last time she got scared by a movie. Our teacher was shocked to hear one of her pupil's swearing, until said classmate convinced her that she had meant to say "chat" (French for cat) instead.

This story has very little to do with this video. But I decided to tell it anyway, so you're welcome! - Matty Malaprop

birch birches expletive similar sounding sup tree trees - 6509720576
By fraxyl
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I mean, fir real, man? That's the way you talk to the ladies in your life? Willow be damned... - Matty Malaprop

comedy corny expletive falcon Hall of Fame joke similar sounding stand up - 6206076672
Via: Pleated Jeans
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Get off the falcon stage, you hack! The only thing you're preying on is our brain cells! - Matty Malaprop

advice best ever chicken double meaning expletive fantastic fun Hall of Fame insult misinterpretation - 6279823616
Via: Married to the Sea
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This is eggsactly the thing I needed to brighten my otherwise dreary day! - Matty Malaprop