Man, Pepper is Just SO COLD

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I wonder what we'd have to do to warm that icy bunny heart... - Matty Malaprop

He's Also a Masterful Rhetorician

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... though I suppose that explanation kinda kills the joke, doesn't it? - Matty Malaprop

He Can't Come to the Phone Right Now...

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Some expressions are creepiest when taken literally... - Matty Malaprop

Sounds About Right

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On the plus side, high fidelity headphones are always faithful to their spouses, AND they'll take a bullet for any and all of their friends and acquaintances. - Matty Malaprop

Also Works With "But That Scholarship Bundle Seemed So Accommodating..."

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Sallie Mae is not your girlfriend, no matter how much you'd like to believe otherwise. - Matty Malaprop

And They Don't Even Cell My Prescription Here!

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Without any corrective gear, my vision's fuzzier than an AT&T signal in the wilds of Montana. #rimshot - Matty Malaprop