Man, Pepper is Just SO COLD

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I wonder what we'd have to do to warm that icy bunny heart... - Matty Malaprop

Their Army Will Assemble Tomorrow

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Their political system is going to be strictly bipartisan... whenever they get around to nominating candidates. - Matty Malaprop

He Can't Come to the Phone Right Now...

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Some expressions are creepiest when taken literally... - Matty Malaprop