Also Works With "But That Scholarship Bundle Seemed So Accommodating..."

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Also Works With "But That Scholarship Bundle Seemed So Accommodating..."
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Sallie Mae is not your girlfriend, no matter how much you'd like to believe otherwise. - Matty Malaprop

Okay, I Admit It, I Don't Understand.

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Okay, I Admit It, I Don't Understand.
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Someone please explain it to me? HOW IS THIS A PUN? WHAT DOES IT MEAN? OH GOD HOW I REGRET SPENDING ALL OF MY TIME IN PRE-CALC LISTENING TO BRIGHT EYES AND TURNING PERFECT CIRCLES INTO CRYING EMO FACES IN MY TEXT BOOK. - Matty Malaprop

He Can't Come to the Phone Right Now...

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He Can't Come to the Phone Right Now...
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Some expressions are creepiest when taken literally... - Matty Malaprop