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By xyzpdq1
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Their political system is going to be strictly bipartisan... whenever they get around to nominating candidates. - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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Without any corrective gear, my vision's fuzzier than an AT&T signal in the wilds of Montana. #rimshot - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Gentlemanly Thoughts
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... though I suppose that explanation kinda kills the joke, doesn't it? - Matty Malaprop

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By Static_Bunny (Via: The Pepper Pancake)
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I wonder what we'd have to do to warm that icy bunny heart... - Matty Malaprop