Holy Crap!

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I, the Archangel Feceskiel, have descended from heaven to s* on your parade. I've never much cared for you Macy's folk, you know. - Matty Malaprop

Holy Rusted Metal, Batman!

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Robin: He's the sidekick Batman gets right now, but absolutely NOT the sidekick Batman wants. - Matty Malaprop

DEER LORD!!!

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I bet this particular gentlemen knows exactly how to make a quick buck. - Matty Malaprop

In Heaven!

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When an ungulate is dressed this fancy, you know he's got a lot of doe. - Matty Malaprop