When an ungulate is dressed this fancy, you know he's got a lot of doe. - Matty Malaprop

Well, I mean, "I" was... - Matty Malaprop

I bet this particular gentlemen knows exactly how to make a quick buck. - Matty Malaprop

Robin: He's the sidekick Batman gets right now, but absolutely NOT the sidekick Batman wants. - Matty Malaprop

I, the Archangel Feceskiel, have descended from heaven to s* on your parade. I've never much cared for you Macy's folk, you know. - Matty Malaprop