Hey baby, let me show you my suplex. #winkyface - Matty Malaprop

This one pretty much speaks for itself, so I'll just say UM and leave it at that? - Matty Malaprop

It's really quite a shame; every time he sees a pretty girl, he runs and formaldehydes. - Matty Malaprop

Perhaps our submitter should think about helping them up as they fall, instead of exploiting their misfortune for the purposes of punmanship?

Oh who am I kidding? A good pun is its own reword. - Matty Malaprop

Looks like all the joy is gone from someone's almonds... - Matty Malaprop