Socially Awkward Mummified Corpse...

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bone,guts,weird,lolwut,euphemism,double meaning,literalism,mummy
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It's really quite a shame; every time he sees a pretty girl, he runs and formaldehydes. - Matty Malaprop

Ivar the Chicken

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boneless,chicken,literalism,double meaning,euphemism,double entendre
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This one pretty much speaks for itself, so I'll just say UM and leave it at that? - Matty Malaprop

Talk About Acorn-y Joke...

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double meaning,euphemism,Hall of Fame,literalism,not sexy,nuts,punch
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Looks like all the joy is gone from someone's almonds... - Matty Malaprop

A Very Kirby Valentine

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kirby,euphemism,double entendre,video games,double meaning,Valentines day
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Hey baby, let me show you my suplex. #winkyface - Matty Malaprop