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You nitwit! I said I was a Capricorn, not a Calculus! - Matty Malaprop

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I just hope they don't get too plastered tonight, otherwise I have a feeling the bro who's hosting the party's gonna have to scrape 'em off of each other in the morning. - Matty Malaprop

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Especially when you employ it for completely ridiculous and unnecessary purposes. - Matty Malaprop

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Drinking it is a great way to help your body defend against the dark arts! - Matty Malaprop

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You have all these jouled dreams in your mind, but I think you are going to be shocked when you get torked over later in life. - Matty Malaprop

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