Drinking it is a great way to help your body defend against the dark arts! - Matty Malaprop
I mean, that's what he's gonna do to you the second you give him an opportunity... - Matty Malaprop
You nitwit! I said I was a Capricorn, not a Calculus! - Matty Malaprop
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Oh... i see what you did there. - Matty Malaprop
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