The End is Near

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And if he took a greyhound to Massachusetts, then the End would suddenly be very far. - Matty Malaprop

His Spidey Sense is Prickling

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So you can survive a bite from a radioactive arachnid, but you're afraid of a dinky little spear? WHAT KIND OF PHONY SUPERHERO ARE YOU? - Matty Malaprop

JUST TRY AND STOP ME!!

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Yo dawg, I heard you like needless hyper-literal disobedience... - Matty Malaprop

It Does Look Pretty Easy to Get to Her End

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You know what happens with skank mazes like these? They end up pressed against a table underneath a line of pens. #awkwardlyinappropriatewriteups - Matty Malaprop

INGLIP Understands

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Sleep with one eye open, Inglip. That's the best advice my mother ever gave me. - Matty Malaprop

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