And if he took a greyhound to Massachusetts, then the End would suddenly be very far. - Matty Malaprop
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You know what happens with skank mazes like these? They end up pressed against a table underneath a line of pens. #awkwardlyinappropriatewriteups - Matty Malaprop
Sleep with one eye open, Inglip. That's the best advice my mother ever gave me. - Matty Malaprop
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