Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza

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Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza
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Don't worry, Elton. There's no doubt in my mind that he'll lay you down in sheets of linen... - Matty Malaprop

Celebrity Name Puns, Round One Zillion

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Celebrity Name Puns, Round One Zillion
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It's funny b/c Steve Martin jokes are roughly as funny as fart jokes LOLOLOLOLOLOL!! - Matty Malaprop