Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza

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elton john,literalism,lyrics,misinterpretation,similar sounding,tiny dancer,tony danza
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Don't worry, Elton. There's no doubt in my mind that he'll lay you down in sheets of linen... - Matty Malaprop

Celebrity Name Puns, Round One Zillion

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double meaning,elton john,Hall of Fame,Jay Z,replacement,similar sounding,Steve Martin,surname,surnames
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It's funny b/c Steve Martin jokes are roughly as funny as fart jokes LOLOLOLOLOLOL!! - Matty Malaprop

Honey, if I Get Restless...

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don't go breaking my heart,puns,kiki dee,elton john,funny
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