The elevators are alive with the sound of easy listening
Livin' it up as he's going dark. - Matty Malaprop
I suppose if you're an exhibitionist then this sort of thing gets you about as Pumped up as Steven Tyler always is. - Matty Malaprop
Good or bad, elevator sex always ends with someone getting the shaft. If you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop
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