Good or bad, elevator sex always ends with someone getting the shaft. If you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

I suppose if you're an exhibitionist then this sort of thing gets you about as Pumped up as Steven Tyler always is. - Matty Malaprop

Livin' it up as he's going dark. - Matty Malaprop

The elevators are alive with the sound of easy listening