Or rather, at least he didn't forget to pachyderm anything! - Matty Malaprop
Yeah yeah old joke is old yeah yadda BUT COME ON GUYS IT'S A BLUE ELEPHANT-BLOB-THING FLOATING WITH A BALLOON!!!! - Matty Malaprop
They make him look elephancy, if you ask me! - Matty Malaprop
If you can think of an animal, I'm sure the Internet hivemind can manage to lynx it to something punny, no problem. - Matty Malaprop
Please tell me this whole fauna-filled ordeal has reached its illogical conclusion... pretty please? - Matty Malaprop
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