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By Meqad
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Yeah yeah old joke is old yeah yadda BUT COME ON GUYS IT'S A BLUE ELEPHANT-BLOB-THING FLOATING WITH A BALLOON!!!! - Matty Malaprop

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Via: John Atkinson
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Not trying to let slip any trade secrets here or anything, but I heard a rumor recently that these guys will be available for use in the next Windows Service Pachyderm. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Tastefully Offensive
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Or rather, at least he didn't forget to pachyderm anything! - Matty Malaprop

animals conversation elephant giraffes Hall of Fame koala literalism similar sounding
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But seriously, what the hell pun were you trying to make with the word giraffe, OP? - Matty Malaprop