And to think, all he wanted to do was help that poor kid pass his test... - Matty Malaprop

I'm pretty sure their relationship won't last long; Magnesium's lifestyle is way outside of Oxygen's usual element. - Matty Malaprop

No, NOT "HEY JUDE." BECAUSE BATMAN, YOU DINGUS! - Matty Malaprop

Chemistry Cat is so proud right now. - Matty Malaprop

Class is in session at the School of Fail!

Well I'll Bi damned. - Matty Malaprop

Now THIS is the kind of chemistry I can get excited about! - Matty Malaprop

... because I'm going to PuNCH you in the teeth. - Matty Malaprop