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Looks like somebody walked into that pun so hard they got straight-up Fort Knoxed out. - Matty Malaprop

Tard Approves

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It may be the only thing Grumpy Cat approves of, but it is a thing, at least. - Matty Malaprop

Out of His Element

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This guy really paved the way for this joke, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Goldfish

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They are certainly not the most intelligent fish in the sea... but you can't really hold that against them. That's all based on their chemical composition! - Matty Malaprop

She's a Fe-Male!

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I'm not sure who would be more proud, Tony Stark of Steve Harris. - Matty Malaprop

Iron Man the Avenger

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He may be able to stop a god and his army, but sadly he can't avenge your failing chemistry grade. - Matty Malaprop

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