Out of His Element

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Out of His Element
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This guy really paved the way for this joke, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Ninjas Do Periodically Spring From Under Tables...

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Ninjas Do Periodically Spring From Under Tables...
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And c'mon, Ninjantium sounds waaaaaaaaaay cooler than Ununtrium, and we all know it. - Matty Malaprop

Interestihrium or GTFO!

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Interestihrium or GTFO!
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It may not be the most thrilling topic, but a Strontium understanding of it is definitely necessary for your major. - Matty Malaprop

Goldfish

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Goldfish
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They are certainly not the most intelligent fish in the sea... but you can't really hold that against them. That's all based on their chemical composition! - Matty Malaprop

Do You Want to Groan Today? Just Read This.

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Do You Want to Groan Today? Just Read This.
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Looks like somebody walked into that pun so hard they got straight-up Fort Knoxed out. - Matty Malaprop