He may be able to stop a god and his army, but sadly he can't avenge your failing chemistry grade. - Matty Malaprop
And c'mon, Ninjantium sounds waaaaaaaaaay cooler than Ununtrium, and we all know it. - Matty Malaprop
It may not be the most thrilling topic, but a Strontium understanding of it is definitely necessary for your major. - Matty Malaprop
I'm not sure who would be more proud, Tony Stark of Steve Harris. - Matty Malaprop
It may be the only thing Grumpy Cat approves of, but it is a thing, at least. - Matty Malaprop
Looks like somebody walked into that pun so hard they got straight-up Fort Knoxed out. - Matty Malaprop
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