Iron Man the Avenger

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He may be able to stop a god and his army, but sadly he can't avenge your failing chemistry grade. - Matty Malaprop

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Ninjas Do Periodically Spring From Under Tables...

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And c'mon, Ninjantium sounds waaaaaaaaaay cooler than Ununtrium, and we all know it. - Matty Malaprop

Kick-As

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Interestihrium or GTFO!

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It may not be the most thrilling topic, but a Strontium understanding of it is definitely necessary for your major. - Matty Malaprop

She's a Fe-Male!

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I'm not sure who would be more proud, Tony Stark of Steve Harris. - Matty Malaprop

Tard Approves

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It may be the only thing Grumpy Cat approves of, but it is a thing, at least. - Matty Malaprop

Do You Want to Groan Today? Just Read This.

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Looks like somebody walked into that pun so hard they got straight-up Fort Knoxed out. - Matty Malaprop