This guy really paved the way for this joke, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
And c'mon, Ninjantium sounds waaaaaaaaaay cooler than Ununtrium, and we all know it. - Matty Malaprop
It may not be the most thrilling topic, but a Strontium understanding of it is definitely necessary for your major. - Matty Malaprop
They are certainly not the most intelligent fish in the sea... but you can't really hold that against them. That's all based on their chemical composition! - Matty Malaprop
Looks like somebody walked into that pun so hard they got straight-up Fort Knoxed out. - Matty Malaprop
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