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Via: Rax Arts
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They are certainly not the most intelligent fish in the sea... but you can't really hold that against them. That's all based on their chemical composition! - Matty Malaprop

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He may be able to stop a god and his army, but sadly he can't avenge your failing chemistry grade. - Matty Malaprop

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And c'mon, Ninjantium sounds waaaaaaaaaay cooler than Ununtrium, and we all know it. - Matty Malaprop

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Well, it makes you laugh until you get really light headed and pass out on the floor, and then you start saying Uuh Uuh Uuh. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Reddit
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This guy really paved the way for this joke, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

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