He's probably hopeless, but you have to admire the way he always looks at the sunny side of things! - Matty Malaprop
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Beneath his cruel exterior, he's really just too chicken to even try to make friends. - Matty Malaprop
Coincidentally, the joke still works with the original "dos equis" punchline. - Matty Malaprop
Via Plus 5 Mace
Thanks to his military training, he knows never to shoot at a culprit until he sees the egg whites of their eyes. - Matty Malaprop
Don't get too cock-y though, dude. Women always send scrambled signals to guys after their first time. - Matty Malaprop
It's a pun within a pun within a pun! EGGCEPTION. - Matty Malaprop