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brand,egg,egg salad,extremely,prefix,sandwich,similar sounding,title
Via: Reddit
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Ordering one of these for lunch is guaranteed to put you on the sunny side of the afternoon! - Matty Malaprop

varieties,cooking,variations on a theme,egg,food
By Unknown
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He's probably hopeless, but you have to admire the way he always looks at the sunny side of things! - Matty Malaprop

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curse,dont-understand,egg,family,heritage,innate,lineage,prefix,puns
Via: Chaos Life
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Face it, baby. You were born to pun. - Matty Malaprop

detective,double meaning,egg,fedora,hard boiled,hat,literalism
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Thanks to his military training, he knows never to shoot at a culprit until he sees the egg whites of their eyes. - Matty Malaprop

egg,double meaning,insult,rotten,rotten eggs
Via: Gemma Correll
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Beneath his cruel exterior, he's really just too chicken to even try to make friends. - Matty Malaprop

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