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curse,dont-understand,egg,family,heritage,innate,lineage,prefix,puns
Via: Chaos Life
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Face it, baby. You were born to pun. - Matty Malaprop

egg,double meaning,insult,rotten,rotten eggs
Via: Gemma Correll
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Beneath his cruel exterior, he's really just too chicken to even try to make friends. - Matty Malaprop

disagree,egg,eggs,exactly,excellently,extraordinary,Inception,literalism,puns,similar sounding
By Unknown
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It's a pun within a pun within a pun! EGGCEPTION. - Matty Malaprop

varieties,cooking,variations on a theme,egg,food
By Unknown
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He's probably hopeless, but you have to admire the way he always looks at the sunny side of things! - Matty Malaprop

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breakfast,dos equis,egg,eggs,Hall of Fame,lolwut,meme,similar sounding,the most interesting man in the world
By Unknown
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Coincidentally, the joke still works with the original "dos equis" punchline. - Matty Malaprop

Via Plus 5 Mace

bragging,bros,chicken,double meaning,egg,Hall of Fame,laid,lay,literalism
By anchy2006 (Via: Domics)
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Don't get too cock-y though, dude. Women always send scrambled signals to guys after their first time. - Matty Malaprop

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