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bragging bros chicken double meaning egg Hall of Fame laid lay literalism - 5452586752
By anchy2006 (Via: Domics)
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Don't get too cock-y though, dude. Women always send scrambled signals to guys after their first time. - Matty Malaprop

brand egg egg salad extremely prefix sandwich similar sounding title - 6357155840
Via: Reddit
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Ordering one of these for lunch is guaranteed to put you on the sunny side of the afternoon! - Matty Malaprop

egg double meaning insult rotten rotten eggs - 7079952384
Via: Gemma Correll
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Beneath his cruel exterior, he's really just too chicken to even try to make friends. - Matty Malaprop

breakfast dos equis egg eggs Hall of Fame lolwut meme similar sounding the most interesting man in the world - 5444528128
By Unknown
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Coincidentally, the joke still works with the original "dos equis" punchline. - Matty Malaprop

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