The Family Curse

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Face it, baby. You were born to pun. - Matty Malaprop

The Most Overeasy Man in the World

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Coincidentally, the joke still works with the original "dos equis" punchline. - Matty Malaprop

Via Plus 5 Mace

What An Eggsellent Yolk!

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Ordering one of these for lunch is guaranteed to put you on the sunny side of the afternoon! - Matty Malaprop

Eggcelent Work Bro!

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Don't get too cock-y though, dude. Women always send scrambled signals to guys after their first time. - Matty Malaprop

EGGSACTLY MY POINT

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disagree,egg,eggs,exactly,excellently,extraordinary,Inception,literalism,puns,similar sounding
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It's a pun within a pun within a pun! EGGCEPTION. - Matty Malaprop

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