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Thanks to his military training, he knows never to shoot at a culprit until he sees the egg whites of their eyes. - Matty Malaprop

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Beneath his cruel exterior, he's really just too chicken to even try to make friends. - Matty Malaprop

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Coincidentally, the joke still works with the original "dos equis" punchline. - Matty Malaprop

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Ordering one of these for lunch is guaranteed to put you on the sunny side of the afternoon! - Matty Malaprop

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It's a pun within a pun within a pun! EGGCEPTION. - Matty Malaprop