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breakfast dos equis egg eggs Hall of Fame lolwut meme similar sounding the most interesting man in the world - 5444528128
By Unknown
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Coincidentally, the joke still works with the original "dos equis" punchline. - Matty Malaprop

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egg double meaning insult rotten rotten eggs - 7079952384
Via: Gemma Correll
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Beneath his cruel exterior, he's really just too chicken to even try to make friends. - Matty Malaprop

curse dont-understand egg family heritage innate lineage prefix puns - 6217402112
Via: Chaos Life
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Face it, baby. You were born to pun. - Matty Malaprop

bragging bros chicken double meaning egg Hall of Fame laid lay literalism - 5452586752
By anchy2006 (Via: Domics)
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Don't get too cock-y though, dude. Women always send scrambled signals to guys after their first time. - Matty Malaprop

detective double meaning egg fedora hard boiled hat literalism - 5828835584
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Thanks to his military training, he knows never to shoot at a culprit until he sees the egg whites of their eyes. - Matty Malaprop