CURSE YOU HOMOPHONES! WHY MUST YOU WREAK HAVOC ON MY FOOD-WORD ASSOCIATIONS? - Matty Malaprop
Me gusta more than the other version. Me gusta much much more. - Matty Malaprop
I mean, it's maybe the only thing that even approaches the amazingness of the table flip.
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ - doɹdɐlɐɯ ʎʇʇɐɯ
... and any other household mallardies there might be in your apartment. - Matty Malaprop
Q: What do you call an entrée of imitation duck meat?
A: A Pâté de Fraud Gras. - Matty Malaprop
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