duck

Via: Reddit
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CURSE YOU HOMOPHONES! WHY MUST YOU WREAK HAVOC ON MY FOOD-WORD ASSOCIATIONS? - Matty Malaprop

There better be enough for everyone....
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Q: What do you call an entrée of imitation duck meat? A: A Pâté de Fraud Gras. - Matty Malaprop

Duck tape
By -Ghost-
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... and any other household mallardies there might be in your apartment. - Matty Malaprop

Duckface
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Me gusta more than the other version. Me gusta much much more. - Matty Malaprop