CURSE YOU HOMOPHONES! WHY MUST YOU WREAK HAVOC ON MY FOOD-WORD ASSOCIATIONS? - Matty Malaprop

Me gusta more than the other version. Me gusta much much more. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, it's maybe the only thing that even approaches the amazingness of the table flip.

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ - doɹdɐlɐɯ ʎʇʇɐɯ

... and any other household mallardies there might be in your apartment. - Matty Malaprop

Q: What do you call an entrée of imitation duck meat? A: A Pâté de Fraud Gras. - Matty Malaprop