That sort of thing happens to the best of us, believe me. It's enough to make you RAM your head against the wall, though. - Matty Malaprop
I mean, what if there's a leak in your engine block? Those chemicals that power your chariot are terribly poisonous, you know! - Matty Malaprop
If he can best Superman in a race, then he certainly should have no problem out-speeding a zip drive... - Matty Malaprop
Yes, WolfLord, that is in fact a sign that you're probably addicted to golf. - Matty Malaprop
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