It's got a Lorax, some Sneeches and a cat in a hat built right in! It's the perfect tool to take with you to all the places you'll go in life! - Matty Malaprop
Science is always a great use of time, and a better use yet when your science rhymes! - Matty Malaprop
Those wee little Whos were probably just figments of his imagination, but Horton swears he won't get fooled again by them. - Matty Malaprop
Let's just hope this one isn't another thinly veiled statement about the perils of racism in modern day America. - Matty Malaprop
Because "Da Mystery of Chessboxin'" is on par with "The Lorax" in terms of intrigue and awesomeness. - Matty Malaprop
You do however have the problem of only being slightly larger than a Christmas ornament... you might wanna work on that, honey. - Matty Malaprop
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