I've Always Preferred Tonka in the Tunic...

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book,brand,cat,cat in the hat,dr seuss,hat,literalism,title,tonka,tunic
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... but maybe that's just me. I'm still trying to Seuss this one out, really. - Matty Malaprop

The Long-Lost Dr. Seuss Story You've Always Wanted to Read

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double meaning,dr seuss,extrapolation,horton hears a who,literalism,similar,the who,word swap
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Those wee little Whos were probably just figments of his imagination, but Horton swears he won't get fooled again by them. - Matty Malaprop

Cindy Lou Who Even Gives a F*ck?

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99 problems,book,cindy-lou who,dr seuss,grinch,how the grinch stole christmas,Jay Z,lyric,song
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You do however have the problem of only being slightly larger than a Christmas ornament... you might wanna work on that, honey. - Matty Malaprop

From the Creator of Teenage Mutant Ninja Sneetches

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double meaning,dr seuss,literalism,shredder,teenage mutant ninja turtles,the foot,the foot book
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Let's just hope this one isn't another thinly veiled statement about the perils of racism in modern day America. - Matty Malaprop