Cindy Lou Who Even Gives a F*ck?

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Cindy Lou Who Even Gives a F*ck?
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You do however have the problem of only being slightly larger than a Christmas ornament... you might wanna work on that, honey. - Matty Malaprop

I've Always Preferred Tonka in the Tunic...

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I've Always Preferred Tonka in the Tunic...
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... but maybe that's just me. I'm still trying to Seuss this one out, really. - Matty Malaprop

The Long-Lost Dr. Seuss Story You've Always Wanted to Read

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The Long-Lost Dr. Seuss Story You've Always Wanted to Read
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Those wee little Whos were probably just figments of his imagination, but Horton swears he won't get fooled again by them. - Matty Malaprop

Science Seuss!

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Science Seuss!
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Science is always a great use of time, and a better use yet when your science rhymes! - Matty Malaprop

The Long Lost Dr. Seuss Title

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The Long Lost Dr. Seuss Title
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Because "Horton Hears a Dalek Shouting 'Exterminate!'" just didn't roll off the tongue well enough.

Seuss Army Knife

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Seuss Army Knife
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It's got a Lorax, some Sneeches and a cat in a hat built right in! It's the perfect tool to take with you to all the places you'll go in life! - Matty Malaprop