You do however have the problem of only being slightly larger than a Christmas ornament... you might wanna work on that, honey. - Matty Malaprop
... but maybe that's just me. I'm still trying to Seuss this one out, really. - Matty Malaprop
Those wee little Whos were probably just figments of his imagination, but Horton swears he won't get fooled again by them. - Matty Malaprop
Science is always a great use of time, and a better use yet when your science rhymes! - Matty Malaprop
Because "Horton Hears a Dalek Shouting 'Exterminate!'" just didn't roll off the tongue well enough.
It's got a Lorax, some Sneeches and a cat in a hat built right in! It's the perfect tool to take with you to all the places you'll go in life! - Matty Malaprop
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