The Long Lost Dr. Seuss Title

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The Long Lost Dr. Seuss Title
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Because "Horton Hears a Dalek Shouting 'Exterminate!'" just didn't roll off the tongue well enough.

Cindy Lou Who Even Gives a F*ck?

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Cindy Lou Who Even Gives a F*ck?
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You do however have the problem of only being slightly larger than a Christmas ornament... you might wanna work on that, honey. - Matty Malaprop

The Long-Lost Dr. Seuss Story You've Always Wanted to Read

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The Long-Lost Dr. Seuss Story You've Always Wanted to Read
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Those wee little Whos were probably just figments of his imagination, but Horton swears he won't get fooled again by them. - Matty Malaprop

I've Always Preferred Tonka in the Tunic...

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I've Always Preferred Tonka in the Tunic...
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... but maybe that's just me. I'm still trying to Seuss this one out, really. - Matty Malaprop

'Hamlet Hears a Hoof'

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'Hamlet Hears a Hoof'
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I can see all the best-selling titles now: "King Learax," "A Midsummer Night's Grinch," "Othello, the Places You'll Go," "Yorick the Turtle and Other Stories," "Fox in Saxony..." the possibilities are limitless! - Matty Malaprop