This bass is the only one that doesn't fret
... but what about slightly skeptical ones? Are those okay to click? - Matty Malaprop
I know life feels so hard right now, but I promise it'll get better! You'll persevere and then everyone will know will be green with envy over your accomplishments! - Matty Malaprop
I don't even know what to say about this, punmasters. I don't even. - Matty Malaprop
Apologies for what must logically follow... #Obligatory - Matty Malaprop
Well, when you two deciduous to stop being so selfish, then maybe you'll realize how much you both knead each other in your lives. - Matty Malaprop
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