Someday You'll Find it, That Rainbow Connection

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I know life feels so hard right now, but I promise it'll get better! You'll persevere and then everyone will know will be green with envy over your accomplishments! - Matty Malaprop

Baaaaaaaahddaway

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Apologies for what must logically follow... #Obligatory - Matty Malaprop

I Really Can't Help it Though...

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Ugh, this pun is a total snooze if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

That's Very Inconsiderate of You

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And something that is both nonsensical AND non-cents-sical is certainly worthy of a lot of re-cent-ment. - Matty Malaprop

It's Stairibly Impolite!

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I hate to break it to you, Mr. Doodle-Guy, but you probably brought those bedroom eyes upon yourself. There are steps you can take to prevent such things, you know... - Matty Malaprop

Viruses Are a Big Deal, So...

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... but what about slightly skeptical ones? Are those okay to click? - Matty Malaprop

Don't worry

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This bass is the only one that doesn't fret