Viruses Are a Big Deal, So...

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advice,click,dont,double meaning,Hall of Fame,lead up,link,links,literalism,punchline,suspicious,wind waker,zelda
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... but what about slightly skeptical ones? Are those okay to click? - Matty Malaprop

JUST TRY AND STOP ME!!

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directions,disobedient,dont,end,mark,rebellion,warning
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Yo dawg, I heard you like needless hyper-literal disobedience... - Matty Malaprop

That's Very Inconsiderate of You

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any,captain obvious,Cents,dont,homophone,literalism,make,obvious,sense,sign
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And something that is both nonsensical AND non-cents-sical is certainly worthy of a lot of re-cent-ment. - Matty Malaprop

Baaaaaaaahddaway

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baby,dont,Haddaway,Hall of Fame,herd,hurt,literalism,me,sheep,similar sounding,song,what is love
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Apologies for what must logically follow... #Obligatory - Matty Malaprop

It's Stairibly Impolite!

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dont,homophone,literalism,request,stair,stairs,stare,Staring
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I hate to break it to you, Mr. Doodle-Guy, but you probably brought those bedroom eyes upon yourself. There are steps you can take to prevent such things, you know... - Matty Malaprop

Looks Like a Stalemate to Me

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bickering,dispute,do not,dont,donut,fighting,leaf,leave,literalism,similar sounding
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Well, when you two deciduous to stop being so selfish, then maybe you'll realize how much you both knead each other in your lives. - Matty Malaprop

Well, Do You Have the Dough?

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arts and crafts,card,cookies,dont,donut,handmade,kooky,ransom note,similar sounding,weird
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The text says: "Some people might think you're cookie / donut listen." What I want to know is WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A RANSOM MESSAGE IS THAT?? - Matty Malaprop

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