JUST TRY AND STOP ME!!

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directions,disobedient,dont,end,mark,rebellion,warning
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Yo dawg, I heard you like needless hyper-literal disobedience... - Matty Malaprop

I C What You D'd There

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What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop

Someday You'll Find it, That Rainbow Connection

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kermit,commit,request,T.Shirt,similar sounding,advice,dont
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I know life feels so hard right now, but I promise it'll get better! You'll persevere and then everyone will know will be green with envy over your accomplishments! - Matty Malaprop

Baaaaaaaahddaway

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baby,dont,Haddaway,Hall of Fame,herd,hurt,literalism,me,sheep,similar sounding,song,what is love
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Apologies for what must logically follow... #Obligatory - Matty Malaprop

It's Stairibly Impolite!

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dont,homophone,literalism,request,stair,stairs,stare,Staring
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I hate to break it to you, Mr. Doodle-Guy, but you probably brought those bedroom eyes upon yourself. There are steps you can take to prevent such things, you know... - Matty Malaprop

Viruses Are a Big Deal, So...

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advice,click,dont,double meaning,Hall of Fame,lead up,link,links,literalism,punchline,suspicious,wind waker,zelda
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... but what about slightly skeptical ones? Are those okay to click? - Matty Malaprop