I C What You D'd There

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What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop

Looks Like a Stalemate to Me

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Well, when you two deciduous to stop being so selfish, then maybe you'll realize how much you both knead each other in your lives. - Matty Malaprop

Impossibru!

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I don't even know what to say about this, punmasters. I don't even. - Matty Malaprop

That's Very Inconsiderate of You

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any,captain obvious,Cents,dont,homophone,literalism,make,obvious,sense,sign
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And something that is both nonsensical AND non-cents-sical is certainly worthy of a lot of re-cent-ment. - Matty Malaprop

JUST TRY AND STOP ME!!

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Yo dawg, I heard you like needless hyper-literal disobedience... - Matty Malaprop

Someday You'll Find it, That Rainbow Connection

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kermit,commit,request,T.Shirt,similar sounding,advice,dont
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I know life feels so hard right now, but I promise it'll get better! You'll persevere and then everyone will know will be green with envy over your accomplishments! - Matty Malaprop