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Fun fact: Pleated Jeans focus-grouped a more risqué punimal in the form of the womb-at, but it didn't resonate particularly well with his audience, so he cut it from his final version. - Matty Malaprop
Don't delphin to this one too deeply. Sometimes it's okay for the pun to be so easy to sea. - Matty Malaprop
If I'm going to have to deal with a tapped phone line, I'm pretty a tapped phone line that helps create voice-activated porpoises is the best kind there is. - Matty Malaprop
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