I'm Pretty Okay With This

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dolphin,fyi,Hall of Fame,literalism,porpoise,purpose,similar sounding,training,warning
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If I'm going to have to deal with a tapped phone line, I'm pretty a tapped phone line that helps create voice-activated porpoises is the best kind there is. - Matty Malaprop

He Invaded Poland on Porpoise!

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adolph hitler,dolphin,Hall of Fame,hitler,juxtaposition,literalism,similar sounding,suffix
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Don't delphin to this one too deeply. Sometimes it's okay for the pun to be so easy to sea. - Matty Malaprop

Pleated Jeans Punimals

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animals,cat,Cats,dolphin,dolphins,double meaning,kangaroo,kangaroos,literalism,names,Owl,owls,platypus,pun names,punny,puns,rattlesnake,rattlesnakes,rhino,rhinos
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Fun fact: Pleated Jeans focus-grouped a more risqué punimal in the form of the womb-at, but it didn't resonate particularly well with his audience, so he cut it from his final version. - Matty Malaprop