Q: What did the Dalek Umpire say to the Doctor as he tried to steal second?
Hell hath no fury like... well, basically every evil figure in the Doctor Who universe? - Matty Malaprop
It's lightweight, ultra-powerful, and gets the job done far better than a Knuckles-sandwich ever could. - Matty Malaprop
Viva la regeneración! - Matty Malaprop
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What did the Dalek say to the interior designer? DECORATE. - Matty Malaprop
I wouldn't be complaining if I were here. Two doctors in one place sounds ever so Dalektable to me! - Matty Malaprop
I know watching TV is often a waste of time, but I can never tell myself oregaNO when it comes to "Dr. Who." - Matty Malaprop
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