The Long Lost Dr. Seuss Title

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Because "Horton Hears a Dalek Shouting 'Exterminate!'" just didn't roll off the tongue well enough.

I Would Have Guessed it Was an Insurance Issue, But Whatever

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I'm sure there's another reason it doesn't work in the canon, but that probably doesn't lend itself to a pun as easily. - Matty Malaprop

It's an Integral Part of Every One of the Doctor's Tails!

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It's lightweight, ultra-powerful, and gets the job done far better than a Knuckles-sandwich ever could. - Matty Malaprop

The Twowlth Doctor

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Dr. Hoo's TARDIS may APPEAR to be just an ordinary oak tree, but I assure it's far bigger on the inside than you might think at first glance. - Matty Malaprop