Dr. Pepper

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Dr. Pepper
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The spicy aftertaste is really the thing that wins me over. Well, and the great insurance package, of course! - Matty Malaprop

ALL of the Paradoxes!

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ALL of the Paradoxes!
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This place seems like paradise, to me. - Matty Malaprop

Medicine is Quite the Spicy Occupation

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Medicine is Quite the Spicy Occupation
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I hear he had a hell of time getting through med school. Can you imagine how difficult surgery is when everyone's sneezing all the time? - Matty Malaprop

You Really Don't Want This Man as Your Doctor

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You Really Don't Want This Man as Your Doctor
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I'm sure that's not the sterling prognosis this patient wanted to hear... - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Still No Change

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SMP CLASSIC: Still No Change
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And this right here is why I always get a little irked when doctors try and get cheeky with their 25 cents worth. - Matty Malaprop