I'm sure that's not the sterling prognosis this patient wanted to hear... - Matty Malaprop

This place seems like paradise, to me. - Matty Malaprop

And this right here is why I always get a little irked when doctors try and get cheeky with their 25 cents worth. - Matty Malaprop

The spicy aftertaste is really the thing that wins me over. Well, and the great insurance package, of course! - Matty Malaprop

His prognoses were always spot on for his clients, though he never once thought that he too might be in danger. Grover's disease strikes suddenly. It's tragic. - Matty Malaprop

Moar Muppet madness over here!

Blue is the harbinger of intestinal apocalypse. Look upon his quaking bowels and tremble. - Matty Malaprop