To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop
She's always spewing out excuses, and all of them are fluff. - Matty Malaprop
Michael Jackson: Bringing out the perverted 12-year-old inside each and every one of us. OH WAIT. - Matty Malaprop
I'm Yao-ing all the way to Nopesville over this. - Matty Malaprop
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