I Mean, But Isn't It?

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Maybe you should paws and reflect on your sense of humor, kitteh! - Matty Malaprop

I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?

Damn You, Daki-Makura!

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She's always spewing out excuses, and all of them are fluff. - Matty Malaprop

The Only Direction I Want to Send Them is Downward

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To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop

The Only Desert I'll Never Try

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I've made it a point in the year-and-a-half that I've run this site to try and stay mostly non-political. But seriously punmasters, SOPA and PIPA MUST be stopped. Call your senators. Get involved. Keep the internet full of Lolcats and puns! - Matty Malaprop

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Hehe. Jacksoff.

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Michael Jackson: Bringing out the perverted 12-year-old inside each and every one of us. OH WAIT. - Matty Malaprop

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