The Only Direction I Want to Send Them is Downward

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boy band,disney,do not want,gross,literalism,one,one direction,radio disney,two
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To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop

Damn You, Daki-Makura!

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body pillow,daki-makura,do not want,double meaning,excuse,food,literalism,stuffed
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She's always spewing out excuses, and all of them are fluff. - Matty Malaprop

Hehe. Jacksoff.

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awful,Awkward,do not want,innuendo,jack,light switch,michael jackson,off,on,opposite
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Michael Jackson: Bringing out the perverted 12-year-old inside each and every one of us. OH WAIT. - Matty Malaprop