'Fire at Will!!!'

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"Seriously you guys, can we fire at Lenny for a change? Or maybe at Charles. Help me out here..." - Matty Malaprop

Hehe. Jacksoff.

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Michael Jackson: Bringing out the perverted 12-year-old inside each and every one of us. OH WAIT. - Matty Malaprop

Damn You, Daki-Makura!

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She's always spewing out excuses, and all of them are fluff. - Matty Malaprop

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