do not want

body pillow daki-makura do not want double meaning excuse food literalism stuffed - 5817079296
Via Reddit
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

She's always spewing out excuses, and all of them are fluff. - Matty Malaprop

cat do not want double meaning funny literalism remote remotely remotes - 6610642176
By Unknown
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Maybe you should paws and reflect on your sense of humor, kitteh! - Matty Malaprop

I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?

do not want william misinterpretation literalism army double meaning fire at will - 6816132352
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

"Seriously you guys, can we fire at Lenny for a change? Or maybe at Charles. Help me out here..." - Matty Malaprop

boy band disney do not want gross literalism one one direction radio disney two - 6002849280
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop