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do not want,william,misinterpretation,literalism,army,double meaning,fire at will
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"Seriously you guys, can we fire at Lenny for a change? Or maybe at Charles. Help me out here..." - Matty Malaprop

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She's always spewing out excuses, and all of them are fluff. - Matty Malaprop

awful,Awkward,do not want,innuendo,jack,light switch,michael jackson,off,on,opposite
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Michael Jackson: Bringing out the perverted 12-year-old inside each and every one of us. OH WAIT. - Matty Malaprop

boy band,disney,do not want,gross,literalism,one,one direction,radio disney,two
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To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop

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