F@%$ the system! Slide on you crazy diamond! Et cetera! - Matty Malaprop

You're not my real dad, construction crew that put up this sign! - Matty Malaprop

Slippy McGee don't care about your beautification efforts! - Matty Malaprop

Such inconsequential-yet-poignant acts of civil disobedience never fail to lift my spirits. - Matty Malaprop