I'd Watch This Movie, Volume XXV

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On today's episode of "I'd Watch This Movie," we are treated to a gritty, gangbanger thriller between rival coke-running sects The Ants and the Grasshoppers. There's also musical numbers and a less-than-subtle Shakespearean streak going on throughout the filmOH WAIT NOW I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT "WEST SIDE STORY" AGAIN. - Matty Malaprop

Does What it Says on the Poster

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And on the next episode of "Things I Really Really Wish Were Real..." - Matty Malaprop

The Only Direction I Want to Send Them is Downward

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To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop

Presenting: The Actual Oldest Piece of Content on So Much Pun

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So yeah... just in case anyone hasn't seen this... somehow... thanks for the submission, I guess? - Matty Malaprop