Good Samaritanism

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It's a gift, Sal! What are you gonna name him? Oliver? Augustus? Lemmy? - Matty Malaprop

JUST TRY AND STOP ME!!

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Yo dawg, I heard you like needless hyper-literal disobedience... - Matty Malaprop

Because They've Clearly Never Listened to the Band D*shwäsher Before

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You know, D*shwäsher, the Hungarian ambient post-kraut post-hardcore post-rock band with the four flautists! - Matty Malaprop

REBEL REBEL (GUITAR LICKS YEAAAAAAAH)

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Such inconsequential-yet-poignant acts of civil disobedience never fail to lift my spirits. - Matty Malaprop