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The pun doesn't come in until about the 1:30 mark, but the lead-up is what makes it all worth it if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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It's a gift, Sal! What are you gonna name him? Oliver? Augustus? Lemmy? - Matty Malaprop

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CURSE YOU PORK & CARAMELISED CHESTNUT STUFFING I DID EXACTLY AS YOU COMMANDED SO WHY WILL YOU STILL NOT COOK FOR ME?? - Matty Malaprop

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There was a beginning and there was an ending, but I think we can all agree that Star Trek in toto was truly the full package. - Matty Malaprop

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By Ashley :3
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Yo dawg, I heard you like needless hyper-literal disobedience... - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Gershwinning
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You know, D*shwäsher, the Hungarian ambient post-kraut post-hardcore post-rock band with the four flautists! - Matty Malaprop