Good Samaritanism

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It's a gift, Sal! What are you gonna name him? Oliver? Augustus? Lemmy? - Matty Malaprop

JUST TRY AND STOP ME!!

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Yo dawg, I heard you like needless hyper-literal disobedience... - Matty Malaprop

Following Instructions to the Letter

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CURSE YOU PORK & CARAMELISED CHESTNUT STUFFING I DID EXACTLY AS YOU COMMANDED SO WHY WILL YOU STILL NOT COOK FOR ME?? - Matty Malaprop

Well, You Told Me To 'Break it Down'

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First World Problems and the Solution To

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The pun doesn't come in until about the 1:30 mark, but the lead-up is what makes it all worth it if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Enter Your PIN

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Because They've Clearly Never Listened to the Band D*shwäsher Before

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You know, D*shwäsher, the Hungarian ambient post-kraut post-hardcore post-rock band with the four flautists! - Matty Malaprop