It's Your Go-To Guide for Morning CARRRRdio

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It's Your Go-To Guide for Morning CARRRRdio
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Just 20 minutes every day, and your muscles will be Blooming in no time! And your figure will doubtless take on a whole new Depp! - Matty Malaprop

Source: Worth1000

Know the Difference

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Know the Difference
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One of them murders innocent children and keeps your hands cozy and warm. The other is actually called a birdie and is loved by many many high school athletes in Hong Kong. The line's a little blurry, really. - Matty Malaprop

Pedobear is Disappoint

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Pedobear is Disappoint
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THAT ONE LETTER. THAT ONE DAMNED LETTER ALWAYS RUINS EVERYTHING. - Pedobear Portmanteau

Obi Wan Kenobi

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Obi Wan Kenobi
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It's like a riddle! Only less sensical, and without a rewarding answer at the end... - Matty Malaprop

Source: Brainless Tales

Word Choice Matters

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Word Choice Matters
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I'm sorry... you seem to be implying there's a difference between the two? Have you NOT seen the Tim Burton Batman film? - Matty Malaprop