Word Choice Matters

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batman,cat lady,catwoman,difference,Hall of Fame,lady,suffix,woman,word choice
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I'm sorry... you seem to be implying there's a difference between the two? Have you NOT seen the Tim Burton Batman film? - Matty Malaprop

It's a Pretty Important Distinction, TBH

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difference,armored,armadillo,similar sounding
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The detail on the shield is a nice touch, not gonna lie. - Matty Malaprop

Sounds Like They Eunuched Something During the Surgery

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vast,difference,Lame Pun Coon,similar sounding,vas deferens,vasectomy
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One of them doesn't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy, whereas the other just gets the shaft in that department. - Matty Malaprop

It's Your Go-To Guide for Morning CARRRRdio

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difference,Hall of Fame,Johnny Depp,letter,literalism,orlando bloom,pilates,pirates,Pirates of the Caribbean,replacement,similar sounding
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Just 20 minutes every day, and your muscles will be Blooming in no time! And your figure will doubtless take on a whole new Depp! - Matty Malaprop

Source: Worth1000

Obi Wan Kenobi

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bee,can,difference,homophones,obi-wan kenobi,Oh,pictures,riddle,syllables,wand
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It's like a riddle! Only less sensical, and without a rewarding answer at the end... - Matty Malaprop

Source: Brainless Tales

Know the Difference

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advice,bad,badminton,birdie,caution,difference,Hall of Fame,know the difference,literalism,mitten,similar sounding,warning
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One of them murders innocent children and keeps your hands cozy and warm. The other is actually called a birdie and is loved by many many high school athletes in Hong Kong. The line's a little blurry, really. - Matty Malaprop

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