Just 20 minutes every day, and your muscles will be Blooming in no time! And your figure will doubtless take on a whole new Depp! - Matty Malaprop
One of them murders innocent children and keeps your hands cozy and warm. The other is actually called a birdie and is loved by many many high school athletes in Hong Kong. The line's a little blurry, really. - Matty Malaprop
Sometimes, two things sound exactly the same but are in no way alike.
THAT ONE LETTER. THAT ONE DAMNED LETTER ALWAYS RUINS EVERYTHING. - Pedobear Portmanteau
It's like a riddle! Only less sensical, and without a rewarding answer at the end... - Matty Malaprop
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I'm sorry... you seem to be implying there's a difference between the two? Have you NOT seen the Tim Burton Batman film? - Matty Malaprop
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