It's a Pretty Important Distinction, TBH

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It's a Pretty Important Distinction, TBH
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The detail on the shield is a nice touch, not gonna lie. - Matty Malaprop

He's an Olympian Alumnus

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He's an Olympian Alumnus
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Zeus must be so proud; his lil' boy just graduated with an MS in PUNCHING DEMONS IN THE FACE. - Matty Malaprop

Obi Wan Kenobi

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Obi Wan Kenobi
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It's like a riddle! Only less sensical, and without a rewarding answer at the end... - Matty Malaprop

Source: Brainless Tales

Damn You, Troll Dad!

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Damn You, Troll Dad!
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Troll Dad would know. He's made a TON of Ens zyme in his life. - Matty Malaprop

Word Choice Matters

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Word Choice Matters
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I'm sorry... you seem to be implying there's a difference between the two? Have you NOT seen the Tim Burton Batman film? - Matty Malaprop

It's Your Go-To Guide for Morning CARRRRdio

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It's Your Go-To Guide for Morning CARRRRdio
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Just 20 minutes every day, and your muscles will be Blooming in no time! And your figure will doubtless take on a whole new Depp! - Matty Malaprop

Source: Worth1000