Sounds Like They Eunuched Something During the Surgery

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Sounds Like They Eunuched Something During the Surgery
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One of them doesn't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy, whereas the other just gets the shaft in that department. - Matty Malaprop

Know the Difference

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Know the Difference
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One of them murders innocent children and keeps your hands cozy and warm. The other is actually called a birdie and is loved by many many high school athletes in Hong Kong. The line's a little blurry, really. - Matty Malaprop

It's a Pretty Important Distinction, TBH

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It's a Pretty Important Distinction, TBH
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The detail on the shield is a nice touch, not gonna lie. - Matty Malaprop

It Might Be Important Someday!

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It Might Be Important Someday!
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A Bob Marley impersonator with good taste in typeface will probably appreciate this pun. Now all I need to do is find myself a Bob Marley impersonator with good taste in typeface... - Matty Malaprop