A Rotating One, at That

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So it's kind of like conveyor belt sushi but with a less appealing schtick? I guess I'm okay with that...

Puns, Big Willie Style

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Yes, I had to google Seven Pounds to understand this pun. I don't watch that many movies. Leave me alone. :( - Matty Malaprop

I Eat Colorful Food Only

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... well, um, it's better than mold, I guess? - Matty Malaprop

Next Time, Stick to the Ellipticals

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I'm not sure what that would give you, but I imagine it would hurt your gluteus to the maximus. - Matty Malaprop

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