Obligatory, Etc.

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And he just started seeing a new lover, too! So I guess you could even say he... died hard with a vengeance. - Matty Malaprop

He's Happy You Came to His Wake!

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Perhaps you should see him to the afterlife with some very rigorous mortis? - Matty Malaprop

Not a Good Day To Die Hard

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He Should Have Consulted a Doctor After the Four-Hour Mark

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Seems to me like his boner was... unbreakable. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH- - Matty Malaprop

CELEBRITIES! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!