Cuz Dime-ins Are a Girl's Best Friend

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In the case of these finger-flairs, they really are a dime a dozen! - Matty Malaprop

Three Karat Diamond Pin

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You get it? Because there's three carrots, a dime AND a pin. Oh god, fine, yeah, that's a huge stretch WHATEVER THOUGH I REGRET NOTHING! - Matty Malaprop

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