They Intersected at an Intersection

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They Intersected at an Intersection
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Van 1: Full of "free candy." Van 2: Full of young children. They meet in the middle at the common trait of "lawsuit." - Matty Malaprop

The Product is Practically Invisible!

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The Product is Practically Invisible!
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Maybe it's just me, but looking at you now, I really think you should have gone with the flesh-tone line... - Matty Malaprop

You'll Never Think About Shrimp Cocktails the Same Way Again

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You'll Never Think About Shrimp Cocktails the Same Way Again
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I guess this explains why some people think shrimp taste a lot like chicken... - Matty Malaprop

BEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!

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BEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!
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And you thought their stings just made you swell like crazy... - Matty Malaprop