I guess this explains why some people think shrimp taste a lot like chicken... - Matty Malaprop

And you thought their stings just made you swell like crazy... - Matty Malaprop

Maybe it's just me, but looking at you now, I really think you should have gone with the flesh-tone line... - Matty Malaprop

Van 1: Full of "free candy." Van 2: Full of young children. They meet in the middle at the common trait of "lawsuit." - Matty Malaprop