Rest in Pastry, Nuñez

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And that day Estaban shed many tiramisus for his fallen friend Nuñez, as his sugar-caked hands were pudding him in the ground to rest. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Perry Bible Fellowship

The Only Desert I'll Never Try

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I've made it a point in the year-and-a-half that I've run this site to try and stay mostly non-political. But seriously punmasters, SOPA and PIPA MUST be stopped. Call your senators. Get involved. Keep the internet full of Lolcats and puns! - Matty Malaprop

Learn more about PIPA (and how to prevent it!) here.

Never Gonna Run Around and Dessert You

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When it comes to your favorite sweet treat, you should know it's always worth it to save the best for lAstley. - Matty Malaprop

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