... the title of this post is what I'm imagining the cactus says in the next panel of this comic. Because anthropomorphic cactuses with a taste for bacon. Or something. - Matty Malaprop

When it comes to your favorite sweet treat, you should know it's always worth it to save the best for lAstley. - Matty Malaprop

And that day Estaban shed many tiramisus for his fallen friend Nuñez, as his sugar-caked hands were pudding him in the ground to rest. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Perry Bible Fellowship