Don't Press the Issue, Man. He's Down on His Luck Right Now.

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depressed,misinterpretation,literalism,tongue depressor
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If you're going to go around crushing tongues' spirits, you could stand to at least do it with a little more taste, bud! - Matty Malaprop

Maybe Some Zoloft Will Help Put a Zip in Your Step

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Compressed,depressed,literalism,psychiatrist,similar sounding
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Looking at his file, he's one of the most troubled patients I've ever met. I think he might be suffering from a very .rar disease... - Matty Malaprop

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