Drop it, Doe Eyes

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dear,dearly,deer,deerly,double meaning,homophone,literalism
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Ugh, the way some young couples fawn over each other just makes me want to vomit. - Matty Malaprop

DEER LORD!!!

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dear,deer,double meaning,exclamation,Hall of Fame,homophone,literalism,lord
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I bet this particular gentlemen knows exactly how to make a quick buck. - Matty Malaprop

These Letters Are Always Pretty Crappy

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colloquialism,dear john letter,deer,double meaning,johns,letters,literalism,slang
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Oh... I SEE IT'S FUNNY B/C OUTHOUSES AND DEER SIGNS AND LETTER-SHAPE-THINGS. - Matty Malaprop

Talk About a Buckshot

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bear,dear,deer,Hall of Fame,homophone,homophones,insult,insults,literalism,nested,oh dear,reaction,unbearable
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Black bear just got burned so hard, he's going to need a winter's worth of hibernation for his creys. - Matty Malaprop

In Heaven!

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dear lord,literalism,exclamation,deer,dear,homophone
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When an ungulate is dressed this fancy, you know he's got a lot of doe. - Matty Malaprop

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