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When an ungulate is dressed this fancy, you know he's got a lot of doe. - Matty Malaprop

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And I hope, should I ever propose, that you'll gladly say "I doe." - Matty Malaprop

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Ugh, the way some young couples fawn over each other just makes me want to vomit. - Matty Malaprop

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I bet this particular gentlemen knows exactly how to make a quick buck. - Matty Malaprop

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