The hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiills are aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive with the sound of... Homer? - Matty Malaprop
Ugh, the way some young couples fawn over each other just makes me want to vomit. - Matty Malaprop
Coincidentally, that's the phrase my entire life mutters every time I take a shot of that wretched concoction. - Matty Malaprop
It's a party over here! A party over there!
I bet this particular gentlemen knows exactly how to make a quick buck. - Matty Malaprop
Black bear just got burned so hard, he's going to need a winter's worth of hibernation for his creys. - Matty Malaprop
Their relationship is a sticky situation, sure, but when two people fawn over each other as much as they do, you really can't deny them anything. - Matty Malaprop
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