When an ungulate is dressed this fancy, you know he's got a lot of doe. - Matty Malaprop

Ugh, the way some young couples fawn over each other just makes me want to vomit. - Matty Malaprop

Coincidentally, that's the phrase my entire life mutters every time I take a shot of that wretched concoction. - Matty Malaprop

It's a party over here! A party over there!

I bet this particular gentlemen knows exactly how to make a quick buck. - Matty Malaprop

Black bear just got burned so hard, he's going to need a winter's worth of hibernation for his creys. - Matty Malaprop

Their relationship is a sticky situation, sure, but when two people fawn over each other as much as they do, you really can't deny them anything. - Matty Malaprop