The Diary of an Incognitower

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They're a kind people, but their living arrangements are just so bland... they really could stand to spruce things up a bit! - Matty Malaprop

Happy Belated Pot Day!

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What, you were expecting more weed/Hitler jokes? - Matty Malaprop

Thuggin' Like a C-3PO

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When faced with his impending death while locked in combat against Darth Vader, Obie-Trice Kenobi parted from his mortal frame by simply saying Cheers.

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Profoundly Punny Yoda Says:

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But Yoda lived in that swamp alone... do I dare think about the objects of his affection there? - Matty Malaprop

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