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He's a grown-ass man, so I wouldn't worry too much. If there's one thing I know about Carey Price, it's that he never has a problem Careying his own weight. - Matty Malaprop

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That's the M. Night Shamalamadoodlypop twist ending: Horatio is the victim! I guess you could say he deserves it, for all of the punishing burns he applies to other people. #Wampwamp - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, sure, you have to squint to read the damn thing, but the joke's worth a couple of chuckles in my book, so eh. - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game.

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Best family portrait, or BEST family portrait? #FalseDichotomies #OneRightAnswerOnly - Matty Malaprop

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And he just started seeing a new lover, too! So I guess you could even say he... died hard with a vengeance. - Matty Malaprop

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