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High expectations are one thing, but date-specific expectations? Come on now, that's just unrealistic! - Matty Malaprop

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OKAY YEAH SO MY POST TITLE IS REALLY BAD BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE DATE JOKES THAT AREN'T JUST THE PITS OKAY????? - Matty Malaprop