The Ramones Were All Red Shirts, Troublingly Enough

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Guess it explains all the robotic punk rock drumming that band pumped out during their career, eh? - Matty Malaprop

The Internet is a Series of Trekkies

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... and those Trekkies are filled with... Data? WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT OH GOD THE HORRIBLE MENTAL IMAGES OH GOD - Matty Malaprop

Now Saving Datass.doc...

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It really is quite amazing, the way all that copypasta she eats goes straight to her backside. - Matty Malaprop

It's Only Because He Admires Your Curves

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Sometimes you just need someone to walk with on the mean streets... because you're dead in the middle of oncoming traffic and whatnot, and it's nice to have a human shield standing by. - Matty Malaprop

Not With That Attitude You Won't!

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Maybe you'll have better luck gaining exposure if you upload your music to the internet? - Matty Malaprop

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