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It really is quite amazing, the way all that copypasta she eats goes straight to her backside. - Matty Malaprop

I Bet That Bill is Going to Be Astronomical

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I know this kind of question has very little to do with my own life, but I can't help but ask such things out of utter Curiosity, you know? - Matty Malaprop

It's Only Because He Admires Your Curves

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Sometimes you just need someone to walk with on the mean streets... because you're dead in the middle of oncoming traffic and whatnot, and it's nice to have a human shield standing by. - Matty Malaprop

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