I know this kind of question has very little to do with my own life, but I can't help but ask such things out of utter Curiosity, you know? - Matty Malaprop
It really is quite amazing, the way all that copypasta she eats goes straight to her backside. - Matty Malaprop
Sometimes you just need someone to walk with on the mean streets... because you're dead in the middle of oncoming traffic and whatnot, and it's nice to have a human shield standing by. - Matty Malaprop
... and those Trekkies are filled with... Data? WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT OH GOD THE HORRIBLE MENTAL IMAGES OH GOD - Matty Malaprop
Maybe you'll have better luck gaining exposure if you upload your music to the internet? - Matty Malaprop
They left out my favorite: The Weeping Tech-Illiterate! - Matty Malaprop
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