Rhett Beaver

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dam,damn,doe,do,gone with the wind,quote
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Punmaster Static_Bunny says: "I rodent recommend hurting Scarlett's deer little heart."

And just like that, Rhett was gone with the wind. - Matty Malaprop

Sophie B. Hawkins

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sophie-b-hawkins,damn,literalism,double meaning,damn i wish i was your lover
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... because her "hit" single was "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover." Yep. - Matty Malaprop

But I Don't Think You're Ready for This Jelly

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dam,damn,idiom,literalism,homophones,jam
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Punmasters, what is your jam for the day? Mine is "Tracks (Tall Bodies)" by Chelsea Wolfe. - Matty Malaprop

He's Gonna Buck That Body of Water Up!

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beaver,dam,damming,damn,damning,double meaning,literalism,river
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... with his buckteeth, I mean. HAHAHAHAHAHA AREN'T I JUST SO PUNNY (hint: I'm really not.)? - Matty Malaprop

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