Honesty is the WINNING Policy

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And to think he would have said "inside you" if his gaydar had only given off a slightly stronger signal... - Matty Malaprop

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You Rock! Oh Wait...

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Thanks, Lasik!

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I'm really beginning to think they should just rename the comic "Cyanide & Punniness." - Matty Malaprop

Demolishing the Dance Floor

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Because no man can be a wrecking ball without Funkadelic for a soundtrack. - Matty Malaprop

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