An Innocent Mistake

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An Innocent Mistake
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And once again, anonymity has found itself usurped by acronymity. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness

Execution is Everything

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Execution is Everything
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Even if you get left in the lurch, at least you've kept doing right by the rules of proper pun-making. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness

Illeagel Activities

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Illeagel Activities
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You gotta be pretty bald to do a thing like that, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Gurl, You DID NOT Just Call Me Big Foot!

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Gurl, You DID NOT Just Call Me Big Foot!
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That ferocious cracking sound you just heard was neither a falling tree nor the sound of a rifle's shot; it was a very adamant Z-snap from one seriously pissed off 'squatch. - Matty Malaprop

The Loan Ranger

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The Loan Ranger
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Kind of a shame he didn't give chase in this particular situation. Boy's got a killer bank shot. - Matty Malaprop