Kind of a shame he didn't give chase in this particular situation. Boy's got a killer bank shot. - Matty Malaprop
And once again, anonymity has found itself usurped by acronymity. - Matty Malaprop
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Why aorta hit you for doing something so stupid, even if it was for the sake of an amazing pun! - Matty Malaprop
You gotta be pretty bald to do a thing like that, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
That ferocious cracking sound you just heard was neither a falling tree nor the sound of a rifle's shot; it was a very adamant Z-snap from one seriously pissed off 'squatch. - Matty Malaprop
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