You gotta be pretty bald to do a thing like that, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
Kind of a shame he didn't give chase in this particular situation. Boy's got a killer bank shot. - Matty Malaprop
Why aorta hit you for doing something so stupid, even if it was for the sake of an amazing pun! - Matty Malaprop
And once again, anonymity has found itself usurped by acronymity. - Matty Malaprop
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Even if you get left in the lurch, at least you've kept doing right by the rules of proper pun-making. - Matty Malaprop
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