Columbus's Pickup Lines

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1492,christopher columbus,cyanide and happiness,FAIL,flirting,pickup lines
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Illeagel Activities

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eagle,cyanide and happiness,homophone,illegal,suffix
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You gotta be pretty bald to do a thing like that, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

what´s onomatopoeia

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cyanide and happiness,definition,diagnosis,doctor,grim,literalism,onomatopoeia,results,test,test results
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The Loan Ranger

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cyanide and happiness,double meaning,homophone,literalism,loan,loan ranger,lone
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Kind of a shame he didn't give chase in this particular situation. Boy's got a killer bank shot. - Matty Malaprop

WORTH IT.

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arteries,clog,clogged,clogs,cyanide and happiness,double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism,science,worth it
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Why aorta hit you for doing something so stupid, even if it was for the sake of an amazing pun! - Matty Malaprop

An Innocent Mistake

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AA,aa battery,Alcoholics Anonymous,batteries,battery,cyanide and happiness,mistake,type,variety
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And once again, anonymity has found itself usurped by acronymity. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness

Execution is Everything

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all right,alright,cyanide and happiness,double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism,lolwut,right,saw
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Even if you get left in the lurch, at least you've kept doing right by the rules of proper pun-making. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness