I couldn't eat a full one
Oh! an exquisite gentleman indeed
Look at these two, lumbering their way through a totally insignificant birch-fest.
... sorry, that was terrible AND non-sensical. I just don't know that many tree-related puns... :( - Matty Malaprop
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Even in a post-"Somebody That I Used To Know" world full of Carly Rae Jepsen, Gotye's lasting impression is fairly well undeniable. - Matty Malaprop
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