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See? I'm not a liar. I'm just not particularly good with sentence clarity. - Matty Malaprop
I know this kind of question has very little to do with my own life, but I can't help but ask such things out of utter Curiosity, you know? - Matty Malaprop
I know women are allegedly from Venus, but Carly Rae is definitely a person I wouldn't mind banishing to Mars... - Matty Malaprop
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