The real question here is: Are there nine lives on Mars? - Matty Malaprop

See? I'm not a liar. I'm just not particularly good with sentence clarity. - Matty Malaprop

I know women are allegedly from Venus, but Carly Rae is definitely a person I wouldn't mind banishing to Mars... - Matty Malaprop

I know this kind of question has very little to do with my own life, but I can't help but ask such things out of utter Curiosity, you know? - Matty Malaprop