Oh, and He's Pissed Off, Too

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Sure, he's hiding a little bit of dirty laundry, but aren't we all, really? - Matty Malaprop

My Bear to Cross

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In my mind, the bear is actually a weird fauna-inflected Transformer, thus being a crossable bear that is also a bear-able cross. HAYO! - Matty Malaprop

She Prefers the Term Drawervestite, Thankyouverymuch

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... but you can call her whatever you'd like after you get her good and lacquered up. - Matty Malaprop

We Were Bread to Sin

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After all, we all know Jesus was betrayed by Judas because he really kneaded some dough. - Matty Malaprop