Sure, he's hiding a little bit of dirty laundry, but aren't we all, really? - Matty Malaprop

After all, we all know Jesus was betrayed by Judas because he really kneaded some dough. - Matty Malaprop

Slow Children at Play was just the beginning of the sign-centric madness. - Matty Malaprop

In my mind, the bear is actually a weird fauna-inflected Transformer, thus being a crossable bear that is also a bear-able cross. HAYO! - Matty Malaprop

... but you can call her whatever you'd like after you get her good and lacquered up. - Matty Malaprop